Family Secret

In the farmyard, one of the hens lay an egg weighing a pound.
- Please tell us how you did it? asks the other chickens.
- Family Secret.
- Projects for the future?
- I'll lay an egg that weighs one kilogram.
They asks and cock, how they did it.

Elephant and Mouse playing football

Elephant and Mouse playing football together. At one point the elephant accidentally, stepped on mouse, sinking it into the ground. 
Then elephant quickly pulled the mouse out of the ground and gently cleaning himself from the grass and dust, saying: